Hello fans of WLCW this is Kimberly Graham once again brining
you the latest in WLCW gosip (this job is fantastic where else can you find
out peoples personal matters tell it and get paid for it) Well here goes the
first BIG news of the week.
Shark-pac girl Jewels has changed her name to LIl' Sexy Girl, what could this
all mean for the reighing champ and president well soon find out but first
allow me to state my personal opion. We all think we know Lil'Sexy but really
do we I believe that his loving Girlfriend may have starting being kinda
slugglish on the romance and Lil'Sexy has started to look else where for
companion ship there's alot of Girls around here waiting for him as well but
it looks like they'll have to stay in line, as of being handed this news
Lil'Sext was not able to be reached for comment So remember my opion is my
own and not fact (as of yet)
Al cohlic might just be living out his name, Wednesday night he was arrested
for DUI and has been released to his mothers care, don't look for him to be
wrestling for at least another two weeks and thats still on bad ground.
There's been a lot of new wrestlers wishing to join our federation who seem
to think that it is our presidents fault for them not joing first of all I'd
like to issue them all the two finger salute (flip em the bird) then I'd also
like to say shut up he's doing every thing in his power to bring new talent
in and doesn't have the time for some fools. Wrestling is sport we admit we
do give out a pretty good heap of money a event but what keeps people coming
back to do it more take Grim Death for for example he has earned 30,000 since
wrestling here truly enough to keep him afloat but he comes back, it your
just a one pay cheack wreslter then we don't wanna see your sorry carcus in
WLCW.
The Sandman has confirmed leaving WLCW for 3 months to join the army his
reasons are as follows "I like working here and I'll be back but I wanna
secure my future first."Lil Sexy also said "Well you gotta appluad him as for
me I'll be right here cuz the mintue I inlist there will be some nuclear war
that breaks out and then I gotta go fight and stuff not gonna happen.When we
asked the Sandman about his return he said,"Geez I'm still gonna be in the
Sharkpac nothing's changed."
Noel is very depressed about his downship in WLCW after losing the title to
Arthur who lost it to the Sandman Prez Sexy seen to it that he didn't want
Noel to get hurt in the ring therefore Noel is now bathroom janitor who
wrestle's like we said he is very depressed.
Aya will get a world title shot at the next PPV
Falcon glasses have earned 700 hudered dollars since there opening, so guess
what now you can expect a whole lot more merchandise from WLCW wrestlers look
for Tru'Killa gym shoes and Sexy wear.
Thats all the news for today so as always see ya round